‘I Can’t Believe You Just Asked Me That’ : Stupidly Absurd Questions Men Asked on First Dates That Legitimately Made Women Question if They Were Lunatics

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    Font - Posted by u/ILYVAN228 1 day ago Girls, what is the stupidest and most absurd question you got on the first date?
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    Font - QuietButterfly54 22 hr. ago I complimented the waitress' eyeshadow. He says, "Are you trying to set up a 3 way?" ...n... nooo0. 1.1k Reply Share
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    Font - Turbulent-Tea-1773 15 hr. ago Oh you're a lawyer? Could you help me?: I stole from the grocery store I used to work at, and I need a lawyer.
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    Font - thatwafflegirl 1 day ago . "when you wear those ripped jeans, are you shaving whole legs or just knees?" 659 Reply Share
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    Font - Midnight FireHuntress 1 day ago · edited 4 hr. ago . 오 NOT EVEN KIDDING "How long have you been Asian for?" Um...my whole fu <ing life???
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    Font - Vast_Hunter1234 · 20 hr. ago . Not date, but maybe in our second conversation he goes like: "And what do you like to do better? Cooking or cleaning?" He wasn't even trying to be subtle or something. Needless to say there wasn't a third conversation. ↑ 117 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - hbk_iii 18 hr. ago "Are you sure you're (my ethnicity) and born there?, cause you don't have an accent" "Are you really sure?" 65 Reply Share
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    Font - OP Old-Parsley2369. 13 hr. ago He started showing me pictures of the lingerie he bought for his ex.. He then told me.. "you both look about the same size! You should definitely come up to my apartment and try it on, I bet you'd look better in it."
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    Font - Legitimate_Ranger583 · 16 hr. ago No joke, "So are we fukin after this or should we order separate meals?" I was stunned Vote Reply Share
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    Font - Abranurni · 78 17 hr. ago 8 "Do you remember me from another life?" Reply Share
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    Font - aussieidiot229 · 1 day ago • Is a shellfish allergy like an attention seeking thing? • Are you sure you were born here, you dont look 349 Reply Share
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    Font - con_mo. 19 hr. ago Not a question, but a guy once told me he doesn't wear sunblock because he drinks plenty of water 4393 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Technical_Feed_3805 · 13 hr. ago "so do you and your sister ever.. yknow, fool around?" let me tell you i SCREAMED Reply Share Vote
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    Font - charmarie91 · 21 hr. ago 'Do you love me' He was absolutely wrecked, I made him say it a few times as I thought I'd misheard him, told him no and he put his drink down and left the venue haha weird 150 Reply Share
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    Font - Lady_von_Stinkbeaver · 19 hr. ago · edited 17 hr. ago 9 "Have you always been this tall?" Oh yeah, my mom pushed out a six foot baby, dude. 393 Reply Share

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